Hi, I had Lobo – The Last Czarnian in my Gtalk list for quite some time. I didn’t know much about him before until i finally asked him today. I want all the Lobo’s fans to read what he has to say. He finally discusses in detail his whole story, his likes, dislikes, future plans and lots more interesting facts! Many thanks to Lobo, The Last Czarnian to take the time out of his busy online marketing to talk to me 
me: hi Lobo..
Lobo: hi
me: I wanna ask, what does it mean “lobo – The Last Czarian”?
are you a king of some land?
Lobo: i am actually the last survivor of the planet czarnia
me: wow, really? i haven’t heard about it before.
Lobo: yes, when i was born, i realized how wimpy everyone on the planet was and killed them all
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me: wow, that’s an impressive name. “Lobo – The Last Czarnian”. WOw, i like it.
Lobo: 
thanks a lot
thanks a lotme: my pleasure having Lobo – the Last Czarnian showing up on my computer.. Wow!!!
Lobo: yes… if you need an intergalactic hitman, here i am
me: i see.
Lobo: yes!
me: That’s great!
Lobo: what’s even greater is that i accept 42 universal currencies
me: what does that mean?
Lobo: well there are different currencies on different galactic systems
i operate on a rather large cosmic range
me: and what are you selling?
Lobo: i am an intergalactic hitman
essentially i sell an assasination service
me: so do you charge money for killing others?
oh i see..
that’s very interesting..
where are you currently locateD?
Lobo: well i’ve temporarily set up camp in this place called india
my space bike’s kind of broken down
me: India!! that’s where i’m located too..
where in india are you currently located?
Lobo: in this place called chennai which is full of earth people
me: wow, great i’m a few thousand kilometers far from you in a place called punjab with abusive people
Lobo: do you want me to kill them?
me: nope, not right now.
No one’s troubling me at the moment. I’ll let you know if anyone does..
So how do you spend your time these days?
Lobo: yes that’s good
well i spend my time on earth being an online marketer
me: oh..
and do you love pigs?
Lobo: i like them when i eat them
alive
me: wow, you eat them alive?? great! I haven’t ever tasted pig meat
Lobo: you should try some pork stew… a little fatty but tastes delicious
me: i’m back.
these bsnl guys really trouble me, they don’t like to work i guess. they just draw in huge salaries regularly and turn abusive when we ask them to make things work.
oh.. but these say pork has a worm that goes direct to brain. that’s why i don’t eat pork.
*they
Lobo: 1) bsnl has been really good to me since i came to earth 2) you should research that pork worm claim
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me: ok..
Can’t the humans tell that you aren’t a human? In that case, how do you hide yourself
?
Lobo: i don’t need to… i just kill everyone that looks at me the wrong way
me: but don’t you go out and isn’t the local government suspicious of you?
Lobo: i paid them off
me: when you go out, how do you manage to stay hidden?
Lobo: i don’t… i kill everyone
me: i mean, we should have seen you on TV by now
Lobo: i killed all the reporters and broke their cameras
me: do you live in a desert, mountain, forest or a deserted place?
Lobo: once i even shot down a camera crew on this helicopter
me: oh.
Lobo: i live in a sort of a mixture of all those places
me: you shot down a helicopter? what kind of weapons do you have?
Lobo: intergalactic weapons
me: wow..
have you ever seen US secret service agents following you? I mean, do they have an idea that you are here on earth?
Lobo: they’ve seen me here before… they just avoid me so i don’t nuke their government
me: oh.. so they actually fear you. wow!
is czarnia still inhabitable?
Lobo: i nuked it
me: ohh..
but why?
Lobo: it was full of wimps
me: what are wimps?
Lobo: weaklings
people who think animals and women have rights
me: oh.. so don’t you like women?
Lobo: i like women… they keep me entertained..
me: and did you spare any friends/family members when you nuked czarnia?
if yes, then how did you save them?
Lobo: no none
the day i was born i killed everything
me: so you killed even your friends too?
oh..
Lobo: i was just born so i had no friends
me: so you were so dangerous and powerful from the day you were born?
Lobo: yes
me: wow!
who gave you so much powers? how come you were so powerful from the day you were born?
are you a devil’s son?
Lobo: i am the devil
me: ok, Is there any kind of internet at czarnia?
Lobo: i don’t know… i destroyed it the first thing i did
me: oh i see..
do you have any plans to destroy earth? if yes, then will you spare your friends here?
Lobo: i have no friends
whether or not i destroy this planet depends upon my further experiences
me: oh i see..
any examples of things you liked on earth?
and things you hate?
Lobo: sex
me: oh..
and things you hate?
Lobo: everything else
me: wow, you mean you are on earth till the day you keep getting the women of your choice?
Lobo: yes
me: you said that you make money as an internet marketer on earth, so what kind of products do you sell online?
Lobo: some informational and some physical
me: okay..
what do you think is the most beautiful women on earth right now?
*woman
Lobo: i don’t care… as long as they’re between 18 and 45 they’re all the same to me
me: you mean, you are just after the little hole and the boobs?
Lobo: i’m after the whole thing
me: oh..
if you have a 22 years old lady on one side and a 45 years old lady on the another side, and you have to choose just one, which one will you choose?
Lobo: i would kill the person trying to make me choose and romp with them both
me: it was just a question, i mean which one would you prefer to have fun with first?
Lobo: if you want to put it that way, i’d take the 45
because matures are just something special
me: wow, so you like mature women..
oh i see..
well you have any advice for all the children on earth and your fans?
i mean, the ones that have heard about you.
Lobo: don’t cross me or you will die
me: are you fed up of my questions and gonna kill me too?
Lobo: you will die eventually so i dont care
me: oh.. thanks for sparing me. btw, while you are chatting me, what are you doing on the side?
Lobo: having sex
me: so you are having sex and typing at the same time? doesn’t that distract you at all?
Lobo: no i am too smart to be distracted
me: wow.. what are your future plans?
i mean, anything specific?
Lobo: i will eat more, have sex, and make money on the internet
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me: ok i wish you luck. Hope earth doesn’t have a fate similar to czarnia. And i do hope you can make earth a better place with your power and intelligence!
Lobo: sure… thanks
me: do I have the permission to publish our conversation on a website so that all others on earth can know more about you and be friends with you so you’ll protect them?
Lobo: as long as you don’t give them my email address, yes
me: I promise i won’t. Thanks for taking the time to talk to me.
Lobo: sure… if you do put it up, let me know where
me: sure, i will.
Lobo: good
Sent at 11:20 PM on Tuesday